Wayne Golliday left a comment on my post about OpenHook for Thesis. I had not noticed his name before, so I clicked through to his profile and blog.
This post made me LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!
1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway.. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'
13.. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
15. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
16. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
17. A backward poet writes inverse.
18. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.
19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.
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Good ones, thanks for the reblog on that.
It was fun to read you post. This is the kind if stuff that makes learning fun. In high school, my grades we're average or below. I later discovered why. Your result wil be what you believe yourself to be, and since I believed I was a "C-" student, I studied like one; minimally. In college, I had an epiphany. I gave myself the time to learn. When I did this, I discovered that learning could be really fun, whereas before, the pressure and limited time I gave myself had made it a repeated excersize in futility. I started studying a week to ten days before my exams. My GPA when from a 2.4 to a 4.0. Even having a 4.0 wasn't as hard as I had always believed. Your only had to average 90%.
Awesome - I'm sending this to someone that can use it right now (She's teaching and can use #4) ;)
Cheryl, I had such a good night in the rain. I learned some things but had a lot of good laughs tonight....this was definitely one of them!
CJ,
This is too much fun! This evening, you're my very favorite blogger!
Mike in Tucson